Tasting Notes

Bird says... "Ten-year-old sidles up to you to nudge your nose with a slightly minty tarred-oak pear drop covered in grass clippings.

Proceeds to then sit on your face in a musty old gentleman's club before sliding around on your face, spilling your cigar ash while simultaneously spitting an aniseed ball into your mouth when swallowed.

Offers you a small sherry afterwards.

Available in budget, family-size IV bags in Scotland

Quaz says... "Blah Blah Blah"

Chump slurs... "Ah! Mnnn guhh fur CAIRO!!!!"

Guhh says... "blah blah blah"