Bird says... "Brought down from the Highlands to mature (where it’s still not only legal, but also encouraged that one marries a 12-year-old), this Orkney trollop is just so easy to get along with, you'll mess yourself.

I know I did.

It teases you of course: promises you a roll in the damp heather, followed by an evening splayed naked infront of the open fire getting your chest wig singed and having honey nibbled off of your baldspot by a Higland goat, but it comes through in the end.

Tastes of Whisky."

Quaz says... "Blah Blah Blah"

Chump slurs... "Ah! Mnnn guhh fur CAIRO!!!!"

Guhh says... "blah blah blah"