Tasting Notes

Bird says... "This dirty old man in a mac lurks around your mouth, smelling of a peat bog and rubbing his pockets with a sticky palm.

He roughs up your nose, spits on your tongue, and then tries to whisk you away to the woods to see his non-existant puppies by offering you a hint of imaginary butterscotch and boiled sweets.

Don't trust this old pervert, but bring him out at Christmas when it's dark and dank in the cellar and your relatives have disowned you for being a drunken twat who they've never really liked and would prefer if you stayed in your disgusting bedsit where you belong next year thankyouverymuch."

Quaz says... '"Blah Blah Blah"

Chump slurs... "Reminds me most of all of the hamster water I was forced to take as a child to cure my disgust for hamster water. Goes best with a dallop of yogurt. Easily the most satisfying and wonderful of all substances ever to have existed. The most unique tasting scotch Whisky."

Guhh says... "blah blah blah"